I FINALLY found this fraggin' place after comin' back from the aft end on nowhere on some lame recon assignment, and what the SLAG'S goin' on???  'Bots an' 'Cons workin' together, irritatin' organics all over th' place...   And this crazy journal sludge.... 

Why can't I contact Big Daddy Soundwave or Ravage???  Frenzy, what the SLAG are you going on about???

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!  *pounds some ground to take out some frustration*  Everything's gone slaggin' CRAZY!!!!  ><